Lesbian Dating

Breaking the Ice

Breaking news; A new lesbian followed me on Instagram after we matched on Raya, the celebrity dating app I’m embarrassingly on. Her timing couldn’t have been better because I am extremely single. Plus, it’s July, which means it’s almost October, and I have to get serious about finding somebody to date because that’s the month I want to watch horror movies every night leading up to Halloween. But I don’t want to be scared alone, I want a beautiful woman to be scared with me.

I was getting my hair done when the new lesbian followed me. I lifted up a stack of aluminum foils that were covering my eyes and passed my phone to my stylist. We, as in everyone in the salon, were really excited about this new woman. I signed up for Hinge and Raya after a recent breakup, just to see what was out there. I wasn’t really in the mood to start dating again, I just wanted to window shop. Plus, it’s too hot outside to date someone seriously right now. But I’ll make an exception for this mystery woman.

I didn’t want to come off too thirsty, so I waited three “playing it cool” hours before following her back. Her profile was private, which meant she would need to wait the allotted eight “Not accepting new followers” hours before approving my request. When I woke up the next morning, I opened Instagram, and I was in. I scrolled through some of her recent photos, looking for clues to figure out who she was and where she came from. She definitely had new girlfriend potential. The only real problem is that she lives in New York. And I live…