I Asked AI to Write My Obituary

Annnnd I’m dead. RIP, me.

Lauren Reeves, a blonde and tall female, passed away. Lauren was a hilarious woman from Alaska who would rather be anywhere else. Despite her love for warm weather and her disdain for endless Alaskan sunlight, she spent time in Manhattan and Los Angeles pursuing her passions as a comedy writer and TV producer. Lauren had an exceptional sense of humor that some might say was only outmatched by her love for wine and her dog, who will miss her dearly.

One of Lauren’s favorite things to do was to watch TV while high on edibles. Lauren loved the finer things in life, such as coffee and reading books in her free time. She was also known to enjoy a good TV binge- her favorite show being Always Sunny In Philadelphia. It’s no secret that Lauren was gay, and she was proud to be her authentic self. Lauren had a passion for traveling and always wore the nicest clothes, even if they weren’t practical for the temperature. She had sophisticated tastes and was unequivocally the funniest person in any room.

More than anything, Lauren was also known for being really gay and embracing her identity. Lauren will be deeply missed, but her legacy as a true comedic talent will live on forever.