PinnedMember-onlyI Took Edibles Before a FlightAnd this is what happened. I was on my way home to Los Angeles after spending a week visiting my family in Alaska. I’d broken up with my girlfriend of nine months a few days before my trip, so having a little escape to take my mind off her was…Funny11 min readFunny11 min read
PinnedMember-onlyI lost 25 pounds in three weeks by writing- The Pen and Paper DietI Lost 25 Pounds in Three Weeks By Writing- The Pen and Paper Diet Don’t let the headline fool you; I didn’t lose twenty-five pounds by eating only pens and paper, although that would make a decent episode of My Strange Addiction. I lost twenty-five pounds in three weeks by…Weight Loss6 min readWeight Loss6 min read
PinnedMember-onlyMy Year of House Arrest and RelaxationWhen stay-at-home orders began, I thought, Fuck yes, this is gonna be the best two weeks of my life! Now, here we are, a year later. It feels like I’ve been sentenced to an upscale women’s prison like the one Martha Stewart went to. Here, I grow herbs and keep…Coronavirus6 min readCoronavirus6 min read
4 days agoMember-onlyAlaska to Florida- A Sister AdventureAnd all the mini-adventures in between. I lived in New York City for eleven years, long enough to know that leaving in August was the secret to happiness and fulfillment. The city empties out, and the only ones left are a few Trader Joe’s cashiers, some waiters, and millions of…Roadtrip11 min readRoadtrip11 min read
Sep 3Member-onlySOS- I’m Trapped at Burning ManAnd I can’t wait to return next year! I’m at Burning Man and it’s not going well, to say the least. But this is the life of a Burner. My phone is dangerously low on power; I can’t even take a selfie. I’d drop a pin, but my location won’t…Burning Man3 min readBurning Man3 min read
Aug 29Member-onlyI Got High And Flew To ItalyWhen I got an email from my friend Anikka inviting me to Italy for her thirty-ninth birthday, I thought maybe it was spam or a Nigerian Prince at first. But after re-reading the evite several times, I determined it was real. “Tuscany. Wine. Castle. Italy.” …Travel9 min readTravel9 min read
Aug 23Member-onlyAnd Just Like That: Season Three PredictionsThe best, worst show we’ve ever seen has officially been picked up for a third season. Hallelujah, there is a God. Here are a few of my predictions for season three. Che Diaz- Che loses their apartment after their building discovers Carrie and Aiden were illegally using it as their…Andjustlikethat4 min readAndjustlikethat4 min read
Aug 10Member-onlyI’m Going to HellDoes anyone need anything? I moved from Alaska to New York City when I was twenty years old. And like most twenty-year-olds, I had no money and no clue what I was doing, but at least I was hot and ambitious, a combination that will get you far in life…NYC10 min readNYC10 min read
Aug 7Member-onlyI Was Tricked Into Snorting CocaineNever trust a person who asks you to smell their mirror. My parents made me play sports growing up, even though I’ve always been more of a tortured artist with a flare for dramatics. I was on the Swim team, the Volleyball team, and the Softball team in my hometown…Alaska5 min readAlaska5 min read
Aug 2Member-onlyThe Dog Who Attacked MeEven though I didn’t deserve it. At the beginning of 2021, the Pandemic was still thriving; vaccines weren’t available yet, and I was losing my mind out of sheer boredom. I always thought Pandemics would be filled with adrenaline rushes, flesh-eating zombies, and all-out war. I honestly thought I’d see…Storytelling8 min readStorytelling8 min read
